The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
|Europeans:||I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.|
|Americans:||I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.|
My dad bought these Pringles boxer shorts for some reason, and me and my mum were sat in the lounge, and he runs in just in the boxers, and says ‘once you pop you can’t stop’ and just stared at my mum. I’ve been hiding in my room for about 30 mins.