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The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(via not-your-bestfriend)


and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster 

(via pleasure-and-pain-adc)


we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via good-views)


i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via phobias)

Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

(via my-unspoken—words)

(via tireddandelion)

Silence turned out to be my best answer

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

(Source: lilbebe914, via phobias)

My dad bought these Pringles boxer shorts for some reason, and me and my mum were sat in the lounge, and he runs in just in the boxers, and says ‘once you pop you can’t stop’ and just stared at my mum. I’ve been hiding in my room for about 30 mins.


I love when people shut the fuck up

(via katarinakat97)


My white, 13 year old brother just told me he doesn’t want me going on holiday with him because he’s an ‘independent black woman who don’t need no man’

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